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mo2872
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Location: Tulsa, OK

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:52 am    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

Old Wally had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and was on his deathbed and knowing the end was near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, were with him… He asked for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he began to speak:

“My son Ben, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”

“My daughter Leslye, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”

“My son Clark, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”

“Debbie, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Old Wally slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Wally, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

Wifey replied, “The old @$$#%^& had a paper route.”
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Nice hat
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